Lame

Today I experienced something totally lame. BTW - I have no idea who that baby is but it cracks me up because that's how I felt. At work today we had an ice cream meet and greet for our summer clerks. Yes, an ice cream social. Perhaps it doesn't help that our resident "coordinator" (I use the term loosely because my dog can coordinate a garbage party before she'd do anything creative) is the size of a pencil. Whatever. So when I think of an ice cream social, it's more of a sundae with toppings galore kind of event. Right?! NOPE. Here's what we had: one container of mint chocolate chip ice cream, one container of frozen yogurt, one box of fruit popsicles, one box of MINIATURE ice cream sandwiches, one box of Snickers ice cream bars and one box of Nutty Butty ice cream cones. THAT WAS IT. Her reason for having a small quantity of items that I would have in my freezer if I wanted to be the size of Texas: "Sundae's are too messy". Really and what part of it would you clean up? None because you'll go home at 2:00 like you do every day and feed your dogs or whatever.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I decided that one Friday after work (either the end of July or beginning of August) I'm going to have an ice cream social and invite co-workers and non co-workers. There will be so much junk to put on an ice cream, everybody will leave here so sick and full. Big girl here would like to show people how it's done.